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and then there was sheli... [05 May 2004|06:06pm]
im back, my lovelies.

pull up a seat, grab a fork, lick your lips and dig in.

... any takers?
3 bit backs| bite me, biznotch!!!

jesus god, i haven't updated in AGES!!!! [13 Jan 2004|09:41pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

ok, here's the big highlights of the last MONTH or so since i have last posted.

... brody is going to boot camp.
he's usually a good kid so, when he got really REALLY pissed off one day and started behaving like a normal teenage boy rather than an obedient alien droid, *catches breath* his parents got worried and are shipping him off in a few weeks.

... CHRISTMAS WITH MY BUDDIES!!!
sam got me a stuffed teddy bear for christmas and brody got me the first season of Ab Fab on dvd. lynn got me a big poster with the sex pistols on it. *giggle*

god, i really thought i would have more to say. guess not. ok goodbye, my little moppets!!! = sheli

bite me, biznotch!!!

new icon and computer illiteracy [27 Dec 2003|03:18pm]
[ mood | content ]

lookie, lookie!!!! new icon courtesy of the_fever. yes and i'm just getting familiar with all the little codes and overrides so, be patient if things don't work. also, just to top things off, i want to see the new peter pan movie, just because i'm weird like that. = sheli

bite me, biznotch!!!

naughty sheli [26 Dec 2003|04:56pm]
[ mood | giggly ]

BIG NEWS!!!! my aunt silvie who lives in italy sent me my present today. 2 tix BACK to the loverly italia. i figure im gonna take brody since he's never been there. show him the nightlife and keep him there for good. hehehe.

and now for the "naughty sheli" part of this entry:
today, brody and i went and got tea at this little cafe by his house. after that, we had plans to go see the show that lynn's in. well, brody and lynn aren't the best of friends so, at the cafe, i slipped a viagra into his tea. halfway thru the intro, he just looked at me, completely panic-stricken. i guess he didn't want to think of himself as being "turned on" by lynn. lol. he was in the bathroom the entire nite, so he casually *ahem* "MISSED" the show. im sure he was having fun doing what he was doing. .............. EW EW EW!!!!! bad bad naughty evil thoughts like AAAH!!!!

ok im done now = sheli

bite me, biznotch!!!

[25 Dec 2003|09:15am]
[ mood | bemused (hahaha) ]

BUON NATALE!!!!! (yay me for knowing italian)

brody and i went to midnight mass and made fun of the priest during his homily. the people in front of us were plastered like mad. twas a jolly ol' time.

and i'll have you all know that I made breakfast this morning. hahaha. burnt toast is my speciality!!!

i have also come to the realization that i do NOT like egg nog. its just icky. now red wine, i can do. egg nog = NO THANX!!!

i love you all, my little moppets = sheli

1 bit back| bite me, biznotch!!!

[23 Dec 2003|05:30pm]
HO HO friggin HO!!!! christmas. blah. i love presents... and cookies.

sidenote--
someone answer me this:
if you are a pregnant woman, why in the HELL would you wear outfits that show off your fat-ass stomach?!?!

that's just so stupid to me. = sheli
bite me, biznotch!!!

dinner [19 Dec 2003|11:41pm]
[ mood | amused ]

yes, i did get dinner tonite. wait, what time is it now. is it still the nineteenth? why does frigging livejournal have to be in army time?! well, in other news, brody came over around 8. i watched him play video games that were actually somewhat amusing. something about zombies and rabid killer monkeys. i think i might have actually jumped in a frightened manner when this zombie dude just came out of nowhere. was quite bloody, i'll have u know. and it was really funny cuz brody kept yelling at the game and cursing at the monkeys. he almost broke my coffee table, too, but that's another story for another day. ok so then, at 10:30, i made him take me out for dinner. we just went to this little restaurant around the corner and i unfortunately "forgot" my money. hahaha. im such a rebel. random side-note: guys making out on your television is HOT!!! well, not ON my television but on the screen. trust me, sex on television is very dangerous. you could fall off!! (yay for monty python) = sheli

3 bit backs| bite me, biznotch!!!

hello my little moppets! [19 Dec 2003|06:45pm]
[ mood | hungry ]

wow, first entries really bite. they bite long and they bite hard. now just put that in your pipe and smoke it. (licks lips) now im hungry. damn. im off to catch a snack, i'll catch up later. = sheli

2 bit backs| bite me, biznotch!!!

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